- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Haha, I get it..

Nobody cares maddie!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

guess what what ...

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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