- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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