- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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