What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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