- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Your mom.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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