- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

cancer

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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