What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Men's rights

WNBA

Justin Bieber.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

I'm Polish.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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