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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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