Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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