- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

whats up and also down? your mum

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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