josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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I love you

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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