once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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