- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Justin Bieber

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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