A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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