whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Your Mom The End.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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