An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Your mums a potato

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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sky silverstein

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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