- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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