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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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