What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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