- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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