- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Two baby seals walk into a club.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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