Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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