- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

No

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

This is an anti-joke.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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