- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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