What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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