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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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