Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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