What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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