7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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