- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Justin Bieber

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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