- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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