What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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