- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Ebola

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

all the kids had fun

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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