- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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