Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

u know whats a crime? rape

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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