'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Chris Bosh's neck

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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