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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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