- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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