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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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