What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Sex

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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