Yo Momma is not fat.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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