- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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