- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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