- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A guy walks into a bar

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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