Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Ily bae

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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