- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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