- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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