How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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