What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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