- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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