Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A Serbian Film

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Tilt your screen back .

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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