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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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