- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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