bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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A whole 'nother.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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