What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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