What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Atheism

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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