What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your face is hilarious.

How did th-A fridge.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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