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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

read this sentence again.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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