So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Sex

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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