Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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