- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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