salad days!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Nero, sure you are okay?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

it was all Tagart

SHUT UP JP

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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