Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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