- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Tony Romo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke