- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What is white and black and red all over.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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