- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How old is your mom Dead

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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