- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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